Reviewed for The Blog Of Sid Love‘Christ on a cracker! ’
This book is superb, amazing even … but I don’t have to like it ALL do I?
Have you ever wondered about the world of prostitution and how it REALLY works? Wondered how Escort agencies recruit their employees and their clients? What about the people who own these establishments? Who are they? But the most important question for me is. "How could they?"
Well, if you want answers then Harry is most qualified to provide them.
He is an ex prostitute, ex Dom, and ex twink. Nowadays he’s an effeminate Top in the body of a bear, the owner of a gay escort agency, recruiting his own ‘stock’ and clientele. In fact, you’ll get to see him recruit Danny (a straight boy) first hand. You’ll get all this with an exclusive look into the world of prostitution: the machinations, the kinks, the clients, the mind-set, the interactions and the malicious set ups. The Condor
is Harry’s story to tell, and he tells it well.
Allow me to begin with what makes this book really
! Thank you, thank you, and thank you again! I never knew what direction this was going in. There is no trope to define this plot and no category for me to slot it into, and I love that.
Again I give thanks. What could have been a pessimistic and gloomy perception is lifted by Harry’s unaffected and often cutting twink humour.
is remarkable. Prostitute or pervert the author makes each uniquely human without adopting the hype and drama that usually shadows such easily stereotyped characters.
The Condor is an ingenious
character driven puzzle stressing the superficial makeup of people. It gets really interesting when the author snubs customary cause and effect profiling in favour of something quite … unique. Read between the lines, interpret the character performances and you get to draw your own conclusions. For me the message is loud and clear. Everyone is a manipulative shit.
Now here’s the part that stings ….
Reading this novel is akin to running my hands over razor grass. Unsuspecting leaves with razor sharp edges that will slice. Just like Harry. He is so unaffected and belligerent about his lifestyle, the man makes me hiss. Allow me to demonstrate:“Lately I've just started to rotate our stock around, convinced that clients can be tricked into thinking they have the variety they crave if they can't recognize the boy they fucked three months ago.” Slice. Hiss.
“I'm not interested in souls. I'm interested in bodies. Your soul is immortal, but your body has a definite sell by date. Call me unscrupulous, but I can't always wait for prime stock to figure out their morals, their philosophies and to be comfortable in their sexuality all on their own.”
Between this, and Harry’s big ole gay heart I couldn’t get a handle his true self, and perhaps that’s the point. I held him at arm’s length for the entirety of this novel - too wary of those unsuspecting slices. Sure he softens it with good intentions and humour, but girlfriend - I ain’t any fool. I see you … or so I thought.
For a long time after finishing this story I focussed on the offensive condescending aspect because it felt most pertinent in my mind, but then I realised that it was all relative. There is a romance here which serves to highlight the great elements of this novel, but I won’t tell because you’ll never guess who the love interest will be.
It is basic flaws, and not my personal discomfort that diminish my rating. This book needs a proof read. The excellent writing is spoiled by poor editing, which is not something I usually comment on but there where even words missing. Very shoddy. The chapters are serialised which interrupts the flow when read as a completed novel. I was never given a reason for ‘straight boy’ Danny’s obsessive attraction to Harry.
So should you read it?
I say yes, refer back to the good stuff and then remove your politically correct filter. There is fun to be had here, but also the risk that you realise how truly fickle your psyche and perception of others really is. The Condor
leaves me with much to ponder. I may not have liked it all, but I can appreciate and admired it. Isa K certainly makes into onto my favourite author shelf.
Favourite quote. “Sex is the great equalizer. Whores and debutantes all moan the same.”